Holy Family, Batman! This sounds like a job for the Boy Wonder to take action and warn all the good citizens of
Gotham City the internet about a new sound spreader across our ward which seemingly has no antidote.
It sounds as though The Joker, or maybe The Penguin, has let loose all sorts of sounds across the city that everyday folk just can’t help but stop what they’re doing and dance along to carelessly. What a dastardly rouse. Maybe it’s the way that rotten villain puts such a life-affirming spring in the piano and rhythm section that’s making anyone who listens to it lose their minds, or maybe it’s all in the luscious, enticing voice and inescapably perfect stabs of pure sound that’s got everyone under this spell. It doesn’t matter which core element is bringing our beat to a stand-still, all I know is that it needs to be stopped before there’s not a person around able to resist these intoxicating rhythms. Why, Batman, is that the Batusi you’re doing? Not you too!
Well, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Time to Biff, Pow and Kablammo the night away! I guess this is kind of exceptional after all.
Dick Grayson Robin (Ciarán Steward)