Honey Moon – Yours, Girl

Screen Shot 2018-08-16 at 21.09.09Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you about honeymoons. I have absolutely no experience of them as an unmarried ‘man’ but what I do know is that they’re the perfect chance to escape where there’s not really much time for a row and everything is actually nice and dreamy.

Now, Honey Moon have also got this seemingly all covered off but they’re criminally unknown to masses of people who get married very single year and don’t listen to any of their music as part of the post-ceremonial fun. Absolutely outrageous. It should be in every marriage contract (that’s a thing, right?) that both parties must listen to at least one song by the London band for an absolute minimum of the first three weeks after the wedding. This would ensure that they’ve got a real taste of these creamy, dreamy, steamy sounds in their bloodstream and they know what it truly is to be relaxed after planning such a stressful event as a wedding. What a perfect way to spend your first few weeks of wedded bliss. In fact, they should just be made to listen to ‘Yours, Girl‘ because it’s more relaxing than most of the things your pharmacist can give you.

So forget Malta, Venice or any of these other tired old tropes, for your honeymoon have some Honey Moon.

Ciarán Steward

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